iamshadow21 asked: Just finished Coulson's Eleven for the first time, and I have to admit, I loved it, but since most of the time, you just wrote 'May' rather than 'Aunt May' I spent about two-thirds of the story thinking Agent Melinda May was part of the team, and that she had this bordering on inappropriate but totally adorable thing for Peter. And now I kinda wish that fic existed, and you're not doing Hydrocodone Midnight Theatre any more.
HAHAHA. MELINDA MAY’S ACHILLES HEEL: SPIDER-MAN.
It’s why she and Coulson are such good friends. She found out about his infatuation with Captain America (not like he’s that good at keeping it a secret) and she realised here was a guy who would understand her totally inappropriate crush on a masked vigilante.
She doesn’t even know Peter is jailbait young, she just knows that her idea of Spider-man is probably nowhere near the reality and doesn’t care, yum yum Spider-man. And Coulson gets it! So they spend lots of time reading comics together because she was a comics nerd even before the mortifying Spider-man crush, and they watch old Captain America movies and Coulson helps her write angry polemics to the Bugle about their mistreatment of Spider-man.